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Tanaka m&p performance center r8. Got this from overseas and it seems to have seen very little use but damn is this a chunky revolver. Think this might be my new go to sidearm especially once its got an rmr knockoff on it.

couple of these reuseable spring grenades. they were £6. so I thought it was worth a go.

SR-25 from a fellow forum member, needs a paint job and a scope riser but very happy with it. I've used the classified picture as my phone keeps putting pictures upside down ?

Two friends meet in town. "Helloo der Patrick" says Mick. "Helloo yerself den Mick" says Patrick. "Whats dat in yer bag den?" says Mick. "Its doughnuts" says Patrick. "Ahh now,to be sure I'd love a doughnut"says Mick. "Well now den Mick"says Patrick "if you can quess how many doughnuts are in dis here bag den I will give yerself da both of dem so I will" Mick concentrates and beads of sweat appear on his forehead. "Bejesus dis is a tough one but I tink tis tree" He Says. "Dats close enough to be sure"says Patrick as he hands him the bag. P.s names have been changed to protect identities.no resemblance to persons living or dead. Terms and conditions apply. Please read small print. P.p.s I had better get a like for all that work! ?? Regards

so a man decides to go for a sunday afternoon drive. as he's driving along down a windy country road enjoying the scenery a rabbit suddenly darts out of the hedge just ahead of him. he's not daydreaming so much as to take his eyes off the road he spots it and swerves to avoid hitting it, but alas it's too late and he feels the thump thump as his car hits the animal. he slams on the brakes in shock screeching to a halt while his mind catches up with events. he gets out of the car, and being an animal lover he's horrified to see the twisted body of the rabbit lying a few dozen yards back in the road. he approaches slowly, realizing there is nothing he can do for the poor animal he breaks out in tears, his afternoon ruined. then another car comes around the corner, a low-slung sports car. seeing him in the road the driver stops and gets out- a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair "whatever's the matter" she asks him, her voice laced with concern. "it's all my fault, i'm a horrible person, i killed the rabbit" the man mutters through his sobbing. the woman looks around, now spotting the mangled ex-rabbit in the road "don't worry" she says comfortingly, reaching into her handbag and pulling out a spray can. she then proceeds to spray the entire contents of the can onto the hare. to the mans shock the rabbit twists and contorts back into a lifelike shape, suddenly springing up full of life. the rabbit raises a paw in the air almost like it was waving at the pair of them. the rabbit then hops off, apparently unfazed by it's recent ordeal, every few yards it stops and raises its paw as before as if to wave goodbye. it keeps doing this until finally it crests a nearby hillock and dissappears reality descends again and the man turns to the woman in confusion "what the hell was that you just did?" he asked, incredulous at this miraculous turn of events. the woman simply hands him the empty can, he takes it and glances at the label which reads: "hair spray- restores life to dead hair and adds wave" plz no ban.....

What do Las Vegas and Manchester have in common? In both cities you can exchange chips for sex

Its a lovely gun if a little weird to get the hang of. It feels like you should be gripping it higher than you actually do.

Yeah, believe it or not, I was on the national shooting team back in the mid 80's, and we used all kinds of little tricks and tweaks like this to find that special sauce. I believe in modern parlance its called dope these days. For airsoft skirmishes I'm not planning on sticking things on my specs, close enough is good enough with these things. I'm right handed, left eye dominant, which also makes things tricky, so I like to keep both eyes open when shooting longs. Pistols are great, as I can aim with my left eye, although I've just started trying to use an RMR (so I can shoot handgun under NODS) and that's damn hard in itself to begin with. All of these reflex sights are great though, very fast at getting on target first shot. I can put up with a bit of blur.

went to the optician the other day. been a while thanks to lockdown. ran through the usual tests but he seemed increasingly concerned as it went on. eventually when it was done he simply sighed. "what's wrong?" i asked "bad news i'm afraid" he replied "oh dear, can i see the results?" i asked with increasing concern in my voice he answered "i don't think so".....

From late last year. Hardly got to wear the autumn suit, will need to get a green one when lockdown ends

Not super thread relevant, but having been importing loads from the US every year for a good 6-7 years or more, the one thing I'd recommend above all else is to find an american you can trust who'll happily take a few extra bucks to forward things. It sounds counterintuitive, but paying shipping twice if you use a mate and tipping them a few vs. the crazy money the stores charge to ship right to you will always work out cheaper and if they don't mind putting a few orders in together for you the savings rocket up exponentially. Shipping within the lower 48 states is cheap af, as many will have seen at checkout the cost for international compared to US is crazy. So if you buy a few pouches, a shirt and a stock (for example) it'll cost maybe $5-10 to get to your mate, then if they pool a few such orders together in a box that box will probably cost $50 or so to the UK and you'll get dozens of items in it. Even after tipping them $10-20 you can save in the region of hundreds sometimes. Personally I import heavy boxes with roughly the volume of a box for a 32" tv, they'll cost around $110 to send but each one will have items from a dozen+ different stores and ebay sellers etc, which each would've costed in the $30-60 region. Obviously be most certain that they are 110% super duper honest with the customs declaration form because HMRC don't have a damn clue what pouches and camo are worth. Don't accidentally pay short on your tax bill (meaning your outlay is lowered even further), that would be bad and I discourage it with much fervor. Granted if you've got no family or friend connections there this won't work for everyone, but if you've even got a mate across the pond you've ended up chatting to on IG or through a facebook group there's a decent chance they'll be happy to make a couple of extra notes in their spare time.

Honestly if you want a NGRS as a backup gun / or something with a little more fire power then all it needs is deans connectors, decent battery, Prommy 6.03.

@Monkman what’s next after the book a “CUPPA”?

Sopley - well before a certain retailer/forum took over.