Supporters Ian_Gere Posted September 6, 2013 Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 Liverpool, lads. i'd only been living there four days when a woman offered me a blowjob for £15 - I got the feeling she was expecting me to haggle so maybe a tenner was the real price...? Oh yeah, and that wasn't back in the days where one would pay one's tailor in guineas, but one's helmet polisher in shillings, it was fcuking 2001! sp00n 1
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted September 6, 2013 Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 Haha, haggle it down, pissing myself Ian_Gere 1
Supporters jcheeseright Posted September 6, 2013 Author Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 always barter with whores, I thought that was rule #1!?
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted September 6, 2013 Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 Barter? Like what, I'll master your vocal demo for 5 bj's a week for 3 months?
Supporters jcheeseright Posted September 6, 2013 Author Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 How else do you think ke$ha got a recording contract?! Airsoft-Ed and Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies 2
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted September 6, 2013 Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 You'd probably be surprised at how ordinary most of the talent are. Obviously there are a few that believe their own press, but they're not usually the ones who'll be around for long. Being a star is a small part of the job, laying down vox is another. You know when somebody will be around in some capacity for time because they know that their performance is just raw product. Ke$ha got her contract the same way as anybody else - somebody who could afford to pay the likes of me thought that she could be shoehorned into the white dancer/singer package, as created by Madonna and pillaged by Britney Spears, that would sell. Simple as. They were right. Does she spend her time off camera strutting about self consciously aggressively flirting with her bare flesh, but still managing to lead with her lip gloss? Does she bollocks! She's a dancer, she lopes about in sweats with her hair tied right back and battered comfy trainers on her feet, probably some kind of lip balm to make sure that dehydration during run throughs doesn't do anything to her lips that'll make her make-up artist tell her off... It's the same with anyone. Think of whomever you consider to be someone whose recording contract was a foregone conclusion due to sheer talent and i could show you somebody equally talented whom you've never heard of despite them having been around for the same length of time and having had all the self belief and perseverance to keep plugging away in the hope that they'll get a deal... and who knows, they might... The bloke who could have been Tom Jones if there wasn't one already, but writes his own material too, may get a gig singing his heart out at a piano... if demographic and economic projections suggest that middle aged women will see on average a rise in disposable income within the next financial year. There's a superfluity of white 'family friendly' boy/girl bands reaching an age at which the spotless character is starting to wear a bit thin and they are branching out into slightly more risque material in the hope of developing a new market, say. Time to get some new sparkly young wholesome white virgins on the job? Don't panic, there's a never ending supply of them in the pipeline. No, time to call that kid whose voice became really distinctive as they grew older until they got quietly dropped even from backing vocals, b/c the bv's aren't supposed to upstage the talent, because you can bet your arse that the boy/girl bands cannot help but look a bit plastic as they "grow artistically" - time to unleash the "real", the voice of da street... the Rolling Stones to their Beatles.
AK47frizzle Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 I hate Ke$ha, fucking fake Illuminati bastard. I hate how to music industry uses the term "Illuminati" just for their own selfish deeds, like selling records and claim to have world order and that bullcrap. For those of you who don't know, the REAL Illuminati died out or cease to existed like 200 years ago and they were GOOD people, not those fucking music bastards who abuse the name. The original Illuminati were basically smart people which included Galileo, who proved that earth revolved around the sun, not the other way around. To be in the Illuminati, you just had to be smart and intelligent. But now modern day "fakes" are just abusing the name and are just fucktards. Most "fake" Illuminati members today are popular singers like Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Bieber etc, etc. Everyone of those people are fucking idiots. That why I like Green Day!
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted September 6, 2013 Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 If the last sentence was an extension of the joke, then it's still funny. two_zero 1
AK47frizzle Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 If the last sentence was an extension of the joke, then it's still funny. i never joke intentionally.
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted September 6, 2013 Supporters Posted September 6, 2013 So you actually like Green Day?
AK47frizzle Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 So you actually like Green Day? Not too much, only Wake Me Up When September Ends and The Forgetten
Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 Green day ain't metal enough. They're trying to be metal but then they sound like Black veil brides or some shit. I prefer things like Amon Amarth,Old Nightwish(They kind of started sucking now..) Therion,Rammstein and a bit of Sabaton.
SgtTalbert Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 I remember once driving into the centre of Nottingham and getting stuck behind one of those buses/tram thing at the station. People were looking. I felt a bit stupid. still to this day dunno if I was supposed to be there
Supporters Popular Post jcheeseright Posted August 20, 2014 Author Supporters Popular Post Posted August 20, 2014 holy necropost batman! finished! turns out a blaster bottle will hold just over £250 in pound coins Sadly I'm now off to the bank to pay it in because I've already spent it Happy, NickM, Airsoft-Ed and 7 others 10
team flex Posted August 20, 2014 Posted August 20, 2014 on a PTW?!?! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?? crap jokes aside, acutally a really good idea
Supporters jcheeseright Posted August 20, 2014 Author Supporters Posted August 20, 2014 no, not buying a PTW, bought an Invisiblesight gen2 PEQ15 instead I'd love a PTW, just can't justify the cost:performance ratio. team flex and Airsoft_Mr B 2
team flex Posted August 20, 2014 Posted August 20, 2014 bloody hell pretty impressive, how does it/should it when you get it compare to the G&P or the VFC airsoft versions (assuming its a real PEQ)
Supporters jcheeseright Posted August 20, 2014 Author Supporters Posted August 20, 2014 It's not a real one, just a really high quality replica. Functions nearly the same as a real one (slightly lower power lasers), IR/Visible Lasers and a Laser powered focusable IR illuminator. I'd love a real one, but the cheapest I've ever seen one is $1400, which is a little excessive I'll do a side-by-side comparison with the VFC when it gets here. team flex 1
Cheeky vimto Posted August 20, 2014 Posted August 20, 2014 I use a 18L water cooler bottle. I had £600 in it last year and it was only about 2" full. team flex 1
team flex Posted August 28, 2014 Posted August 28, 2014 It's not a real one, just a really high quality replica. Functions nearly the same as a real one (slightly lower power lasers), IR/Visible Lasers and a Laser powered focusable IR illuminator. I'd love a real one, but the cheapest I've ever seen one is $1400, which is a little excessive I'll do a side-by-side comparison with the VFC when it gets here. has it come yet?
Supporters jcheeseright Posted August 28, 2014 Author Supporters Posted August 28, 2014 ooh, yes it has, I'll write up a review ASAP. team flex and Airsoft_Mr B 2
GiantKiwi Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 It's not a real one, just a really high quality replica. Functions nearly the same as a real one (slightly lower power lasers), IR/Visible Lasers and a Laser powered focusable IR illuminator. I'd love a real one, but the cheapest I've ever seen one is $1400, which is a little excessive I'll do a side-by-side comparison with the VFC when it gets here. Excuse me whilst I go into slack jaw dribble mode
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