Funniest thing that has happened to you

[bornleverpuller]

Wanted to share this one

 

Entererd a building and saw two members of the other team shot both in the back and one who is probably in his fourties (I'm 29) turns around and starts going mental at me 'What the **** did you shoot me for I'm a Green' 'I'm a red' I reply. He just seemed to lose all interest in me at the point and started to bollock his mate for letting me creep up on them, I had to hold off laughter,

[Lozart]

Snuck up on an enemy position, pulled out a pyro, struck it, threw it. It landed all off 18 inches away. Marshals saw the whole thing. I laughed, they laughed, the pyro went off, it was hiiiiiiilarious.

[Lord_Metile]

We were trying to advance to the next waypoint and then a member of our team melees the guy shooting us from behind.

[NH Shooter]

Saw a dud oshiboom go into a small room with no hard cover, to hear "hard cover"... We politely informed him that there was no such thing in that room... He disagreed... So no less than 4 flashbang went in, along with a small group of agitated dudes...

 

Laugh? ... I nearly shat!

[team flex]

We're having to defend abase, there are 4 of us. Two on both flanks, me and mate in the middle. After about ten minutes my mates starts shooting, and I couldn't see anyone so I ask what's up. He points to our team mate (who is wearing a helmet and lying 10 metres away and has b

een for the last 10 minutes) and tells me he thought it was a turtle! That guy wasn't very happy, no one could stop laughing

[Happy]

Playing in the embassy when it was open, four of us stormed into the stateroom area and took out all but one of the enemy team who had hidden himself in a cupboard. We all backed out of the room but kept watch on it and sure enough he peaked out to see if we were there. At this point my mate lobbed a lit pyro at him which landed behind the door. It went off, he crapped himself and smacked his head on the top of the cupboard - breaking his apparently new Emerson clone helmet. We were laughing so much that we forgot we were trying to be quick and quiet, at which point it seemed the entire enemy team turned up and cut us down. He was a good sport about it which was lucky since a lot of people wouldn't have been in the same situation. Apparently from then on he's taken to wearing ear plugs.

 

Also saw a bloke get a dildo kill instead of a knife on my mate Scott who is still ribbed about it to this day haha

[Sitting Duck]

Not really funny but guy is tracking enemy, just as opens fire on auto,

into his line of fire comes the head marshal who proceeds to rip the

bollox of the poor guy - he was not happy to say the least.......

 

Secretly though inside I was pi$$ing myself but didn't want marshal to notice

 

But then when your mag is empty, you are fully pumped up as enemies are closing

in on you, you duck behind cover, slam in another full mag into your M4 jump out

coz you are gonna take as many of the bastids with you as possible do:

 

CHECK YOU HAVE THE M4 MAG INSERTED THE RIGHT WAY UP !!!!

 

yup I did wonder wtf I was dry firing with a feckin fresh mag in there - upside down ffs

 

yeah I was calling $HIT $HIT $HIT that time - wot a complete bell-end

[GingerBreadMan]

Also saw a bloke get a dildo kill instead of a knife on my mate Scott who is still ribbed about it to this day haha

lol, I had that idea a while back, but can only imagine how that would play out. Mum can you just put your credit card details on here. Son wtf are you buying, I think we need to sit down and have a talk.

 

My funniest moment would probably be the day after the skirmish cup (a small airsoft competition and a normal walk on the next day where everyone gets pissed and no sleep so in no state for airsoft the next day). I was hiding in a hut with about 7 people all unloading hi cap after hi cap into the hut and into my arse from the ricochets off the wall. Standing outside was one of the hungover marshals who camped. My reign ended in the hut when 3 pyros went under and the marshal was then complaining about his head lol.

[Ian_Gere]

Just after this photo was taken...

 

...one of the opposition thought he'd sneaked around to flank us, but had actually rocked up about 10m to the right of the POV of the photographer, or right down the throat of Svetlana my SVD. Being so close I couldn't just drill him so, being ever so careful not to draw attention to myself by moving quickly, I picked up my Skorpion with drum mag fitted which I had laid at my side, also under the sniper veil which had evidently defeated his target recognition skills.

 

Things to know about this JG Vz61 is that I have upgraded it with a PDI 6.01mm TBB, a Gate Pico MOSFET, where possible heavier duty wiring, and a 20C 800mAh LiPo - and I had only recently completed the electrical upgrades so I was quietly chuffed with my little self for turning what had been an ok-at-best sniper backup into something which would do as a primary weapon in a pinch, so as I took aim at our unfortunate protagonist I had great expectations. After chrono I had filled the drum mag as far as sensible, wound it to full tension, and stuffed a piece of foam into the space above the BB's to stop them rattling, which it did brilliantly. Perfect as a sniper backup.

 

I mean, shit, someone had crawled right past me in bright sunlight and not seen me under my homemade veil even though he was being cautious, and I had the tools for the job, all home customised: I was really pretty pleased with myself. I pulled the trigger...

 

"Skrr-du-du-du-du-du!"

 

...but no fucking BB's. The bloke hadn't noticed though - I banged the drum mag and fired again - same result. He still didn't notice though. Dropped the mag, shook it, tested that it was still fully wound, reinserted and fired again - fucking nooooooooooooooooo! By this time a few of my team who were dead and lurking with a marshal at the back of the game zone were laughing and I had lost all patience - from their POV they could see the rear half of me not under the veil so my intended victim still not seeing me must have seemed even funnier - i finally rolled over, dumped the veil and changed to a stick mag - got him and another bloke who had crept up a bit further away, but then got rinsed by a few enemy coming from the opposite side of the game zone, from the direction the photo was taken.

 

Truth be told, if i had been more patient I could have slunk back a bit, changed to the stick mag under the veil and then regained my uber position under the tree (where it's shadow confused my own shadow making me even more invisible) and gone back to Svetlana for the crew who got me, because they'd never have seen me. But I was very new to camouflage actually working, so I didn't have enough confidence in it. I spose I had just assumed that after 3 bursts of dry fire the bloke must have been moments from spotting me. The pic below is taken from the POV of just off screen to the right of the 1st, ie the direction the victim was in, but closer and also standing. What it doesn't show very well is that the ground sloped away so that my lower half wasn't visible from the height and distance of the victim, or to those who actually shot me once i dumped the veil.

 

[Zak Da Mack]

My friend and I were shooting and moving towards a guy hiding behind a big holly bush, while my friend was suppressing, I sneaked round the side to kill the guy trying to push up on our position. As I fired on him, I realised that I had run out of ammo although by this time I was spotted by him and we had a brief exchange of looks at each other before I belted it back to my friend, calling out, trying to get his attention. Whilst running back, I was trying to get the glock out of my holster, but thanks to sods law, it was stuck so I was sort of jumping and skipping in a hope that my glock would free up. In the end, I got shot by my friend who mistook me for the enemy and then the lunch whistle blew before my friend could finish him off. Typical.

[straffham]

Ended up in a one on one pistol duel in a fairly open bit of woodland, I was leaning back on a slope with small bushes behind and either side and as we were both firing pistols through vegetation it was a little stalemated. A marshall and several dead players were watching from about 20m away. As it had been raining earlier I was wearing my DPM water proof jacket. Next thing I hear a pyro being lit so lie back flat, grenade comes through the air and lands behind my head, no choice but to move rapidly away, grenade fuse still sounds just as loud though.. . . . BANG! It had landed in the hood of my jacket so full credit to Will for that one, proper fluke! Spectators were wetting themselves, I couldn't hear for about ten minutes!

[Samurai]

Most idiotic thing: I was behind cover, when a guy fresh from respawn thought he was cool and shot his M4 single handed as he walked. Of course he shot me in the back and he didn't even notice.

 

The funniest thing was a few years ago when a guy played too much counter strike before his first skirmish and actually jumped around a corner so it would be harder to hit him. He got a single shot to the center of the chest and I laughed so hard, I had to stop.

 

I first met a guy who later became very good friend on this game: It was a building and he was shooting his pistol from a doorway, but he didn't notice me. I sneaked around the room all tactical, and finally got to the doorway. I waited until he stopped shooting past me, and I kneeled and turned in to surprise him. Unfortunately he was about to shoot again and the pistol's barrel was about 5 cm away from my forehead. He was surprised, and he shot. I basically was executed kneeling.

[Ian_Gere]

Lol! That reminds me of a time we were playing a game where we had hostages whom the opposition had to recapture. The rules were that the hostages were immune to being hit until they had been grabbed by their team mates. So this one bloke, Charlie, had a reputation for hiding stuff down his pants etc, so i was keeping a close eye on him. At one point he was trying to sidle over towards the edge of the camp and kept ignoring people telling him to get back into the middle - so i told him he had 2 seconds to comply or else... and then rinsed him when he decided to call my bluff! I mean, so what if he couldn't be 'killed', 365FPS full auto from 15m hurts...

 

He took it pretty well - we usually play on the same side whenever we're at a game together. Maybe he doesn't actually like me, maybe he just doesn't want to be on the opposite team again lol!