Popular Post adams6788 Posted June 6, 2015 Popular Post Posted June 6, 2015 After looking at someones bb bottle in the safe zone for about five mins I had to ask " why have you got green tea flavour bb's?" ...as the words left my mouth I remembered mine were in a old Irn bru bottle, but at least got to watch his face as he worked out how to explain it was just a bottle and his bbs weren't flavoured sp00n, Josh95, Monty and 5 others 8
Mtemprell Posted June 7, 2015 Posted June 7, 2015 Some one said to me is my sling on my l85 done properly as I was carrying it with the buckle undone for firing. He didn't quite understand what a 3 point sling was when I explained.
GiantKiwi Posted June 7, 2015 Posted June 7, 2015 Walking between games at my local, see a kid (couldn't have been much older than 15/16) trying out another player's fast helmet, kid then utters "It's so light, the one I have at home is made of kevlar and is way heavier". Sure, of course it is... Earlier in the day, same kid is spotted during the safety brief giving his younger brother who was less than 4ft tall, and not even 13 years old, what looked like a lolly...until out comes a matchbox and the younger brother sits their casually lighting up o.O We all sit at the other side of the brief jaws dropped. Monty, skarra333 and Josh95 3
n1ckh Posted June 8, 2015 Posted June 8, 2015 Yesterday's game day 2 guys walking along with bright orange JBBG specials 2 G36C's, the younger one says 'I've got someone else's mag, it won't fucking go in' to which his mate says 'your putting it in the wrong way' D'oh springs to mind Aengus 1
Popular Post clumpyedge Posted June 8, 2015 Popular Post Posted June 8, 2015 helicopter flying above - kid runs for cover shouting air support :/ Mtemprell, n1ckh, skarra333 and 3 others 6
Colonel Kurtz Posted June 8, 2015 Posted June 8, 2015 "Your MP7 has that screw stuck too?! Must be a defect" Guy had noticed the butchered screw on top rail on my 2nd hand MP7, and like it's previous owner not googled/you-tubed first to realize it was a fake screw-head before fuking it up. When i told him it was a fake screw-head he didn't really believe me at first, funny thing was he'd stopped trying to take it apart when it got to that fake screw, and has a bunch of upgrade bits that gathered dust as he hadn't got round to sending it to a shop for them to drill the screw out. If he'd taken the other 3 screws out the rail would have just fallen off with bit of gravity an he'd have realized. He'd stopped after 2
ShadowSniper Posted June 8, 2015 Posted June 8, 2015 Funny you should say that, we had a game at the weekend, playing search and rescue, we had to get to Fred the downed pilot, and a Dakota was doing runs overhead back and forth
T.Rokey Posted June 8, 2015 Posted June 8, 2015 Was playing a while ago with a mate who had only just started, and had gone out and bought a two toned p90 for his first game. When talkin to him about what batteries he was using, he replied.... "6 double A's" As mean as it was I couldn't help but have a snigle at that response.
Aunty Pasty Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 A group of us airsofters were walking to a game zone and passed a group of paintballers coming back the other way. I overhear one kid in the paintball group say to his friend: "These guys must be experts." Bless. n1ckh and Samurai 2
Popular Post n1ckh Posted June 10, 2015 Popular Post Posted June 10, 2015 A group of us airsofters were walking to a game zone and passed a group of paintballers coming back the other way. I overhear one kid in the paintball group say to his friend: "These guys must be experts." Bless.That reminds me of being an army cadet when some old dears (was going on a local engagement) and I heard one say 'they've sent in the army' I was only 13 a few years later at my sister's wedding but I was 16 by this time, again in my cadet number 1's, a very attractive young lady came on to me thinking I was a proper soldier, so I went along with it and nature more than took over jeffery7466, CaptainDumbass, Samurai and 2 others 5
Happy Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 That reminds me of being an army cadet when some old dears (was going on a local engagement) and I heard one say 'they've sent in the army' I was only 13 a few years later at my sister's wedding but I was 16 by this time, again in my cadet number 1's, a very attractive young lady came on to me thinking I was a proper soldier, so I went along with it and nature more than took over If that second story is true then well played mate haha
n1ckh Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Hand on heart mate, it's true She started to come onto me when we were having the wedding reception meal, I was in the marine cadets at the time
MisterC Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 A group of us airsofters were walking to a game zone and passed a group of paintballers coming back the other way. I overhear one kid in the paintball group say to his friend: "These guys must be experts." Bless. I've had similar before. Airsofting prepping in the safe zone at the start of the day when the paintball bunch walk past in their heavily faded generic camo jump suits, when one of them exclaims "oh shit...i hope we aren't playing against them!"
clumpyedge Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 Working this weekend... "What game mode are we playing next" "My mates a pro airsofter he is sponsored by Lipo" "Excuse me can I hide behind you as I keep getting shot" ShadowSniper, Samurai and Colonel Kurtz 3
Colonel Kurtz Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 "Excuse me can I hide behind you as I keep getting shot" That one made me chuckle, i'd tell em they either have to pay a protection fee or be a 90's whitney houston
clumpyedge Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 That one made me chuckle, i'd tell em they either have to pay a protection fee or be a 90's whitney houston I ended up just side stepping them without saying a word... they got shot pretty quickly again.
Colonel Kurtz Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 lol sometimes just need to let nature take it's course ShadowSniper and clumpyedge 2
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