Head Moderator Popular Post Jedi_Master Posted January 17, 2016 Head Moderator Popular Post Posted January 17, 2016 Three ways how your wfie / girlfriend / pet dog knows that you have been out all day playing airsoft: 1. Looking like a victim of chicken pox when coming home covered in BB welts. 2. Smelling like Billy Goat Gruff after a hard day fighting Bridge Trolls and needing an immediate shower. 3. Moving like an aged sloth due to over exertion and aching muscles after a days skirmishing. shortman, albawarrior, i3666 and 2 others 5
albawarrior Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 1. You come home with more grenades and bb's than before you went out 2. You are too tired to help cook the tea that night because " I have just stopped terrorists turning a barrel over for ten minutes obviously saving the world" 3. The missus finds that the washing machine has a collection of white pearls...... Jedi_Master and CES_williamson 2
Mostly Retired Moderators djben9 Posted January 19, 2016 Mostly Retired Moderators Posted January 19, 2016 love them both guys!!....so true!! haha
Supporters ImTriggerHappy Posted January 19, 2016 Supporters Posted January 19, 2016 Lets be honest this is a question thats not going to arise for the majority of airsofters. shortman, Berto, Aengus and 1 other 4
Sacarathe Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Lets be honest this is a question thats not going to arise for the majority of airsofters. This again. Lets replace the last word with "hobbyists". Jedi_Master 1
Popular Post Happy Posted January 19, 2016 Popular Post Posted January 19, 2016 1. She's not surprised when you know every local UPS/Parcelforce/Fed Ex/etc. driver by name. 2. You have a laundry list of reasons why the spare room should be turned into an armoury. 3. Those guns you "borrowed off a mate" are still there months after she first saw them. Jedi_Master, sp00n, Aengus and 2 others 5
Supporters ImTriggerHappy Posted January 19, 2016 Supporters Posted January 19, 2016 This again. Lets replace the last word with "hobbyists". Or geeks,nerds or my personal favourite "Operators" Aengus, deebo and Sacarathe 3
Mostly Retired Moderators djben9 Posted January 19, 2016 Mostly Retired Moderators Posted January 19, 2016 Happy, i may have to use number 3 on saturday after a trip to firesupport.... Happy, Jedi_Master and albawarrior 3
albawarrior Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Stop being grumpy! Join in or leave the thread alone ? lafta and ImTriggerHappy 2
lafta Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 1. Because you can't shut up about that 'bunch of guys you killed'. "You told me already" is a regular response to my stories on a Sunday evening lol djben9, shortman, albawarrior and 1 other 4
Supporters ImTriggerHappy Posted January 19, 2016 Supporters Posted January 19, 2016 Stop being grumpy! Join in or leave the thread alone ? Haha now you sound like a wife. albawarrior and djben9 2
Albiscuit Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 After a skirmish is normally the only time i tend to touch the washing machine. If my kit goes in the normal wash god knows where it ends up after the kids help hang up/ put away the washing... Plus the mrs doesnt like all my stinky kit in with everything else n if i dont put it away together its a mission finding something for next time (My house is a tardis for clothes)
hagar66 Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 My wife moans about all the BB's that get stuck in the bottom of my boots which then end up rolling around the house somehow lol Jedi_Master 1
hagar66 Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 1. Because you can't shut up about that 'bunch of guys you killed'. "You told me already" is a regular response to my stories on a Sunday evening lol Now i have my gopro i can now show her instead of talking about it lol shortman and lafta 2
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted January 20, 2016 Author Head Moderator Posted January 20, 2016 My wife moans about all the BB's that get stuck in the bottom of my boots which then end up rolling around the house somehow lol Amazing where those things turn up, and not always the same colour or brand that I use. That is why I collect all the ones I find and put them in a bag for sale on eBay at reasonable rates http://www.airsoft-forums.co.uk/index.php/topic/28214-used-bbs-for-sale/ albawarrior, hagar66, shortman and 1 other 4
MikeMarden Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 1) Single odd BB's found throuhgout the house 2) Bladder from hydration pack cleaned out in the bath & hung up in the airing cupboard to dry 3) Batteries on charge religiously every Saturday evening 4) Me moaning every Monday morning when getting up that I'm absolutely fooked Jedi_Master 1
K@rl Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 For me it's; 1. Having a post assault nap on the couch befor t. 2. A lot of groaning coming from the bathroom as I slip into my bubbles 3. 4 post t hours spend looking and ordering sh@t I don't need but will defo help me win next week. Jedi_Master, Happy and albawarrior 3
Jambo88 Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 1. Pile of clothes in the garden 2. Constantly asking for more guns 3. Sending it for nights out so I can go shoot some bad guys
Jambo88 Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 1. Pile of clothes in the garden 2. Constantly asking for more guns 3. Sending it for nights out so I can go shoot some bad guys
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