Cannonfodder

"open to reasonable offers" Something tells me his idea of a reasonable offer is a bit different to everyone else

I'd be letting a marshal know what you heard. If the bell end is trying to sneak a hot gun onto the field then what other bullshit will they try?

Airsoft logic at its finest. I've lost my dynatex resetting tool and everywhere that sells them are out of stock So I bought another bfg, afterall there's no such thing as too many bangy things

Don't forget that top quality charger that'll never cause a fire and burn your house down Well spotted. I missed that

Stupidly high price for an acm gun, two toned, "as new" and comes with accessories which should probably be binned. All I needed was "shoots like a laser" and I'd have a full house on my Mack's bingo card

Thanks. I'm mainly interested in the build quality as they do a makarov specific model.

@Floperatorwhat's your verdict on the amomax holster? I'm thinking of getting one for my makarov but can't find any reviews which aren't written by the shops selling them

Mid week games at Reforger? Might have to look into this as I seem to be working a lot of weekends

I finally got round to this and ptfe tape did the trick, thanks

If it helps that's a 3 point sling for extra heresy

That's the reason I got one. Mine came without any batteries, instructions or traser bbs so I don't know if it actually works or not

As I understand it for aegs barrel length has bugger all, if any, affect on fps.

So I got bored and decided to tart up the kurtz

I doubt Ronnie Biggs made enough to improve that

Add a spring mechanism so when he opens it, it fires out a load of glitter.

At 370 rounds a mag that's 4440 rounds so hardly out of the box

Yep, and with the bullshit they pull I doubt I ever will

I'm burying a halloween skeleton in a shallow grave under my patio. Should be funny for the next guy who digs it up in 30 years

I didn't get 2 games out of mine. It jammed more than Bob Marley before the piston ate itself. I ended up whole gearbox from the cyma it replaced in it. Luckily the body has been rock solid For me it would have to be Best: MY SADF M83 chest rig. Cheap, comfortable and holds everything I need securely. Of all the bits of load carrying kit I've picked up over the years, it's the only one I find myself going back to Worst: A&K M249. Heavy, pot metal parts which would break and totally unreliable. Glad I got rid of it

An Aer Lingus flight took off from Dublin to New York, when not long into the flight the stewardess nervously came onto the intercom "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm extremely sorry but the catering company have made a huge mistake" she said. "120 people are on board, but they only gave us 80 meals, so we've decided anyone who gives up their meal to a hungry person will drink for free for the rest of the flight" Several hours later she came onto the tannoy again "Ladies and gentlemen we are now approaching New York, please fasten your seat belts and return your seat to the upright position, by the way, we've got 80 chicken dinners here if anyone's hungry"

He's got every right to be pissed off. Chronoing with any weight other than what is used in game is fucking stupid and pointless as it achieves nothing, apart from making the site owner look like a twat. To me it's like getting a speeding ticket just because your car can go over 70, not because you did. What has happened in the past to cause the site to introduce this stupid policy?

Doc: you really need to stop masterbating Me: why? Doc: because this is the waiting room and you're upsetting the receptionist

Ah, fair enough. I didn't see that