Cannonfodder

Today I saw a car bumper sticker that said "I'm a veterinarian that's why I drive like an animal". It made me realise how many gynaecologists there must be on the roads

I know what you mean. My beard is about 50% grey but every picture of me out on the field makes me look like should be collecting a pension. Maybe it's time to put together a Dad's Army loadout

Tech brigade near Cuffley. A nice big size (60 acres IIRC) and well run with a chilled out atmosphere and everyone just up for a laugh shooting each other

And would only call hits after getting half a high cap dumped on him

It appears our new guy is a serial offender. Google shows it can be bought new for £55 less https://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/lancer-tactical-m4-cqbr-mk18-aeg-in-black-lt-02b.html

Edit: nevermind

Yeah, because nobody could swap dysentery brown bios for non bios of the same colour. Well at least they're not taking the piss with prices, but I still think this is down to making money rather than the stupid excuse they've given

This. Forcing players to buy ammo on site sounds like a cheap way of squeezing more money out of their customers to me

A great day last Sunday where the only negative was one incident on the second game. A player was shot after calling a hit and decided the best action was to start spraying people with his speedyboi drum mag hpa pistol. This was infront of multiple witnesses (including staff) so was given the boot. The bit that makes me laugh though is that the whole group left with one complaining its not fair as someone else had done similar in the past and didn't get banned. This turned out to be a blessing though as after that group left the standard of play went right up

Things started to turn a bit dark for Pooh Bear when Disney hired the writers of Breaking Bad

He drives an Audi, that says it all

Bloody hell. That read like one of those scam e mails from a Nigerian prince.

A quick google search has bbguns4less selling them for £189:99 and in stock

Available for under £200 new. Edit: even with the extras there's no way it's worth that second hand

Bad jokes aside, I'd paint it but that's just because I enjoy painting my pew toys

Apparently this goes against faceache community standards

If its the thread I read earlier then yes, bios were tested Edit: this one

Wow. A quick check on Google has them listed at around €40 new here

Genuine ones do but I'm sure that's a knock off as real ones didn't come in black.

Fair enough, I was there on the 13th and someone had a very similar load out This was taken last Sunday at Apocalypse Airsoft, Royston by one of the marshals.

£18 for a replica SADF M83 vest.

Absolutely boiled my tits off yesterday but had a great day. To top it off I took a mate who used to play paintball for his first game and by lunchtime he was a convert

Got this beauty in the post yesterday. It's only a galaxy but feels solid enough. I was expecting a two tone as the website didn't ask for a defence, but this turned up?. I rang the shop to let them know and they said it was a technical fault on the website and thanked me for letting them know

If you think that's bad, I just ordered an AEG from a UK shop and it didn't ask for a defence or if I want it 2 toned, just that I'm over 18. The picture was of a rif so we'll see when it arrives

But you're forgetting that a Sunday afternoon pewing is just as tough as a 6 month stint in Helmand ???